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    mitchlions:

    doctor10by10:

    finnkurtismydrug:

    gayasthefourthofjuly7:

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    99% of people won’t reblog this because they think it’ll make their blog look as shitty as their heart.

    Reblogging because I care, not because of the guilt trip ^

    Same as above.

    I think it’s good tumblr is being used to raise money for someone with a disability =).

    surfandwrite:

someguyontheinternets:

sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

anuminous:
surfandwrite

themanwhocantdie:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

surfandwrite:

surfandwrite:

So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen
At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.
Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

let’s make this go viral

*whispers* what have I done….

I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.
You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles




The people have spoken

My hand slipped.


The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:


Here’s your meme


Oh my god I love you guys so much

    surfandwrite:

    someguyontheinternets:

    sweetjesuswhatanatheist:

    anuminous:

    surfandwrite

    themanwhocantdie:

    surfandwrite:

    surfandwrite:

    the-fault-in-our-youtubers:

    surfandwrite:

    surfandwrite:

    So I was laying down in bed with an excruciating headache when my boyfriend offered to make me a sandwich and I was like yeah sure please and then for some reason he got distracted and started to talk about something else and my head was pounding so I said “Cool story, babe. Now go make me a sandwich.” and he just literally looked at me with his mouth open before he finally said “You win this time” and went out to the kitchen

    At long last after years of hearing this annoying joke coming from men’s mouths and overpriced shirts I get to say it to a guy.

    Here’s a photo of the lil bitch where he belongs.

    He is going to kill me when he sees this already has like 40 freaking notes

    let’s make this go viral

    *whispers* what have I done….

    I showed him the notes and he said “oh god i’m gonna be a meme.”

    Your boyfriend reminds me of my husband. We’ve been together for 9 1/2 years, married for 7.

    You keep him. You keep him and you never let him go.

    Apparently my boyfriend is the love child of Anton Chekhov and Harry Styles

    The people have spoken

    My hand slipped.

    image

    The Nice-Guy-McSandwhich-Meme, use it, please:

    Here’s your meme

    Oh my god I love you guys so much

    faisdm:

eridaniskawwaii:

curlycurvynotquitestraight:

stickyhunter:

kyapii:

ging-ler:

le-frozenpocalypse-center:

jeans0924:

Elsa with no make up

What………………………………………………………….

I THINK SHE WOULD STILL HAVE EYELASHES AND BLUE EYES

and her eyelids


Here tumblr, have a thing VuV

laughing too hard

they just fucking erased her iris im laughing so hard rn.

Didn’t you guys know? we blue eyed people paint our irises onto our eyeballs.

    faisdm:

    eridaniskawwaii:

    curlycurvynotquitestraight:

    stickyhunter:

    kyapii:

    ging-ler:

    le-frozenpocalypse-center:

    jeans0924:

    Elsa with no make up

    What………………………………………………………….

    I THINK SHE WOULD STILL HAVE EYELASHES AND BLUE EYES

    and her eyelids

    Here tumblr, have a thing VuV

    laughing too hard

    they just fucking erased her iris im laughing so hard rn.

    Didn’t you guys know? we blue eyed people paint our irises onto our eyeballs.